World War Z
I am completely disgusted with the number of so-called zombie fans who haven’t read World War Z by Max Brooks. It’s “an oral history of the zombie war” for crissakes! Are you that lazy? You’re seriously going to wait for the movie to come out? Ok, fine. Wait. Go on living without knowing what a Quisling is. Don’t blame me when the war begins and one of them eats your mom right in front of you. I read the book. I’ll be holed up in Costco eating frozen pizza and jumping on trampolines. Stupid.