Type “zombie” into Etsy’s search engine and you’re sure to find yourself saying things like “That’s a mummy, not a zombie,” and “that’s a corpse, not a zombie.” Ok, so crafters are not always the world’s greatest zombie-identifiers, but sometimes you find a gem like the zombie wedding cake topper on Jotays Gel Candles. A gem not only for it’s uniqueness and for the fact that it would have been perfect on my own wedding cake, but also because I found it in a shop full of other things that had nothing to do with zombies. Sure, there’s an X-rated, monkey fart-scented penis candle for sale but no zombies… except for the cake topper. It’s like finding a true antique at Goodwill or a delicious cupcake at the grocery store bakery- I wasn’t expecting it, and I didn’t believe it when I saw it. Alright, I’m exaggerating a bit, but it’s a damn cool cake topper and I hope one of our readers snags it while it’s still available.