New on DVD: ‘Zombie Strippers’

New on DVD today is the instant classic Zombie Strippers.  This thing’s got Oscar written all over it.

Let’s do a little movie math here, shall we?

Jenna Jameson + Robert Englund + Zombies = My Favorite Movie ever.

Actually, it looks like it could be pretty awful.  And I didn’t see nearly enough zombie action in that trailer.  But hey, maybe they’re saving all of the good stuff to surprise us, right?  I should be getting this one from Netflix tomorrow, so I’ll let you know how things go.

Worldwide media sensation JENNA JAMESON and Nightmare on Elm Street’s ROBERT ENGLUND star in ZOMBIE STRIPPERS. When a secret government agency lets out a deadly chemo virus causing the reanimation of the dead, the first place to get hit is Rhino’s, a hot underground strip club. As one of the strippers gets the virus, she turns into a supernatural, flesh-eating zombie stripper, making her the hit of the club. Do the rest of the girls fight the temptation to be like the star stripper, even if there is no turning back? Also featuring ROXY SAINT (of the Goth band Roxy Saint and the Blackouts) and Ultimate Fighting Champion TITO ORTIZ, ZOMBIE STRIPPERS is a sexy, bloody, hilarious good time!

Buy this shit at Amazon.  (Also available on Blu-Ray, if for some reason you feel the need to watch this in 1080p.)

3 Responses to “New on DVD: ‘Zombie Strippers’”

  1. Bake & Destroy Says:

    To quote my friend Phil, “Jenna Jameson smells like condoms.”

  2. Ugh. I dunno if I can handle Jenna Jameson soiling all over a zombie movie. Let us know how it is.

  3. yeah this one should be coming from netflix in a few days for me, also. right after orgazmo and hot fuzz.

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