Zombies Attack Santa
You can count on Etsy for all your zombie holiday card needs. For instance, this hilarious “Zombies Attack Santa… Christmas totally cancelled” card from Tina Seamonster.
I think my aunts and uncles will really apprecite this card, especially when compared to hand-drawn “crappy crolidays” and “all I got for x-mas was this wicked boner” cards I’ve sent them for seasons past. And let’s not forget everyone’s favorite design, “Hitler snowman.”
It’s November, and the USPS is already all up in my business about sending out holiday cards – if you find more awesome zombie holiday cards send them my way at NatalieMSlater@gmail.com!