Zombie Sex Guide
The following website is decidedly not safe for work (unless, of course, you work as a porn star), but contains some classy little quips such as:
When giving a hand job, you should use your own hand, not one that you’ve ripped off one of your victims or found lying in the street. If you have to use your own severed limb, that’s OK.
Read more (and see more, racier pictures — with zombie wiener!) at the Zombie Sex Guide.