Zombie Sex Guide

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The following website is decidedly not safe for work (unless, of course, you work as a porn star), but contains some classy little quips such as:

When giving a hand job, you should use your own hand, not one that you’ve ripped off one of your victims or found lying in the street. If you have to use your own severed limb, that’s OK.

Read more (and see more, racier pictures — with zombie wiener!) at the Zombie Sex Guide.

One Response to “Zombie Sex Guide”

  1. Funniest sentence I’ve read all day:

    “Once you get zombified, acts that once seemed extreme, violent, and stomach turning become acceptable and even appealing – like skull fucking.”

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