Zombie Nutritionist Recommends All-Brain Diet
“Ideally, the brains should be consumed fresh from the head of the victim,” said Rossum, widely considered the nation’s leading expert in the field of undead nutrition. “However, precious scraps of brain may also be pried from the fingers of other brain-crazed zombies. Failing that, dropped brains may be slurped from the ground by a third party to such a scuffle.”
Added Rossum: “Braaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnns!”
I love it. Zombie fans will take note of some clever little in-jokes in the article too, mostly concerning the O’Bannon vs. Romero school of zombie control.
Read the entire article at The Onion.