The Zombie Lover’s Holiday Gift Guide 2008 (Part 1)

Part 1: Books, Art & Toys

Having trouble shopping for that zombie fan in your life?  I mean, what do you get the zombie lover who has everything?  You can’t very well get them yet another DVD release of Night of the Living Dead, can you?

No.  But luckily, we’re here to help.

We’ve scoured this series of tubes called the Internet to find you the best zombie-themed gifts out there.  Below, you’ll find items from all of the contributors here are Send More Cops:  Natalie, Leighcifer, Jenn Voorhees, and yours truly.  In fact, we found so much cool zombie crap out there that I’m having to split this gift guide into two parts, just so I don’t overwhelm you with awesomeness and cause your head to explode Scanners-style.  Because that will put a real damper on the holidays.

Of course, we’re not perfect, so I’m sure there may be other cool stuff out there that we missed, so feel free to leave your suggestions in the comments.


If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B-Movie Actor: If you know an Evil Dead fan, you must pick up a copy of Bruce Campbell’s If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B-Movie Actor. Campbell’s easy-going style of storytelling makes you feel like you know the guy personally as he recounts the making of Evil Dead with long time pal Sam Raimi.  Yeah, you know Amazon has it.  $10.17 Buy it! -L

gift_livingdeadThe Living Dead: This anthology of zombie stories is at the top of my wishlist right now.  It features short fiction from the likes of Stephen King, Harlan Ellison, Poppy Z. Brite, Neil Gaiman, Joe Hill, Clive Barker, and Joe R. Lansdale.  All writing about zombies.  I’m salivating just thinking about it.  $10.85 Buy it! -J

World War Z: WWZ is obviously the best book ever written. It’s my generation’s War and Peace, and much like War and Peace most people I know haven’t read it. This is probably obvious for any zombie lover, but the audio version, available on iTunes is a great addition to the story. So even if the zombie lover you love already has the book, buy them the “book on tape” version.  $16.47 Buy it! -N

Dead in the West: This short novel from one of my favorite writers, Joe R. Lansdale (of Bubba Ho-Tep fame) is currently (and frequently) out-of-print but it’s pretty well-prices on Amazon Marketplace.  It tells the story of Mud Creek, TX, a small town who unjustlygift_walkingdead lynches an Indian medicine man.  He places a curse on them, naturally, and zombie madness ensues.  The real thrill here is Lansdale’s prose which is hard to describe if you’ve never read him.  He’s definitely got a style all his own, and I recommend, well, pretty much everything he’s ever written.  $18.00 Buy it! -J

The Walking Dead: Even zombie fans who aren’t normally into comics can appreciate The Walking Dead series. Packed with awesome artwork and a hell of an intriguing story line, the hardcover editions make especially great gifts. Books 1-4 available on Amazon, or from your local comic shop.  -L

Another must-read. This one got me back into comic books after Preacher ended and I thought I had nothing to live for anymore.  $19.79-29.99 Buy it! -N

Passage of Darkness: The Ethnobiology of the Haitian Zombie: An actual non-fiction zombie book? Yes, and a very interesting one at that.  Passage of Darkness: The Ethnobiology of the Haitian Zombie is a good gift for those who need something more impressive on their bookshelf than that dusty copy of Nekromantik 2 on VHS.  Written by Wade Davis (The Serpent and the Rainbow), Passage of Darkness explains the original folklore of zombies, details the science behind “zombie powder”, and more.  Grab a copy at Powell’s.  $28.50 Buy it! -L


gift_petMelissahatesyou: She painted me a zombie Rick Flair and she also introduced me to Gingerdead Man which is obviously the greatest horror movie in which Gary Busey plays a killer gingerbread man of all time.  $3.00-19.00 Buy it! -N

Zombie Pet Portraits: By Skarlett Ink. Like taxidermy, but less icky.  $13.00 Buy it! -N

The Art of “Ghoulish” Gary Pullin: Gary Pullin is the art director of Rue Morgue magazine, so naturally his artwork tends to lean towards the horrific.  His stuff kind of gift_garypullinruns the gamut of horror, but he does feature a couple of zombie pieces, including an illustration of Fulci’s famous worm-faced zombie, and an ode of Michael Jackson’s “Thriller” video.  $25.00 Buy it! -J

Zombie Portraits: This might be the best gift idea ever. Get a custom zombified portrait! Artist Rob Sacchetto will zombie up you or your loved one for a fee of $80 plus shipping. Money well spent, in my humble opinion. Also check out the artist’s greeting cards.  $80.00 (per zombie) Buy it! -L


Flesh-Eating Zombie Figure Set: A set of nine 3″ vinyl figures.  I’d like to scatter these around the house in random places, just to see how often someone might notice a tiny zombie peeking out at them.  $17.99 Buy it! -J

gift_tofuTofu the Vegan Zombie: Tofu is a friendly zombie, created from a botched experiment in Professor Vost’s laboratory. Monkey # 5, one of Vost’s lab animals, stuffed a block of tofu into the zombie boy’s open skull after accidentally losing the brain. As a result, Tofu eats only vegetables and grains and has no taste for human meat. However, if Tofu ever loses his “tofu-brain”, he turns into a dangerous zombie creature, craving human flesh.  $24.99 Buy it! -JV

Night of the Living Dead Cemetary Zombie Deluxe 12″ Figure: Okay, so the color head that comes with this looks pretty stupid.  Luckily the manufacturers were smart enough to include a black & white version as well.  A bit pricey, but whogift_baby doesn’t want an ode to Romero’s first on-screen ghoul on their desk?  $49.99 Buy it! -J

Zombie Zack Puppet: Zombie Zack is a creepy little zombie baby puppet. Think of all the fun supermarket trips that could be had with this little guy!  $73.00 Buy it! -L

Click here for Part 2: Video, Clothing, & Misc.

15 Responses to “The Zombie Lover’s Holiday Gift Guide 2008 (Part 1)”

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  2. theundeadblogger Says:

    I would like to second the fact that If Chins Could Kill is an excellent book!

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