Zombie Cupcake Keyring
You can always count on MelissaHatesYou for a quality bit of zombie arts and crafts. Whether it’s a zombie Rick Flair painting, a custom zombie portrait of your favorite straight edge wrestling superstar, or this zombie cupcake key chain Melissa has you covered. (And for only $5 this is the cheapest mail order cupcake you’ll find anywhere, undead or not.)
Plus, there’s always something funny packed with your order- be in a Garbage Pail Kid trading card or a note describing the ways in which you suck. Tell her Send More Cops sent you and maybe she won’t spit on your order before shipping it out.